!EXPERIMENT! Just seeing if I can. Not a beggar. I hate those guys

Yes you are

At least I'm not some random dude on the internet that tries to come up with "witty" replies that put everyone down just so I can think of myself as a genius, but everyone thinks I'm a little piece of crap.

Bro cant say Shit

I can. I choose not to.

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form.

Alaska is the only state whose name is on one row on a keyboard.

A group of hippos is called a "bloat."

It's possible to turn peanut butter into diamonds. Though I don't know how

If you open your eyes in a pitch-black room, the color you'll see is called "eigengrau."

A Greek-Canadian man invented the "Hawaiian" pizza.

"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends with "mt."

I heard that playing a B flat on a tuba arouses alligators. I wonder who found that out and how.

Playing dance music can help ward off mosquitoes.

You are 13.8 percent more likely to die on your birthday.

The opposite sides of a die will always add up to seven.

The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

This is some high quality memeing

Oof. I guess it didn't work :(

Just so y'all know, I'm not insane. I guess the best way to describe me is "quirky". idk

bruh

tres bien

Jimmy Bond

Jim me bond

jim mebond

Uhhhh..... James bond?

yeah

You can't hunt camels in Arizona
Don't do it!

Frank Sinatra was offered the starring role in Die Hard when he was in his 70s.

"Schoolmaster" is an anagram of "the classroom."

One man set a world record by putting on 260 T-shirts at once.

Pound cake originally included a pound of all of its ingredients.

The first email was sent by Ray Tomlinson to himself in 1971.
Goes with this sort of theme here!

There's a city called "Rome" on every continent except Antarctica

"Spoonfeed" is the longest English word with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.

Dr. Seuss invented the word "nerd."

Riding roller coasters can help you pass kidney stones.
Problem solved

The inventor of Pringles is buried in a Pringles can.
Apparently

ford tough

BUILT ford tough!

Taco Bell was named after its owner, Glen Bell.

The real name of the Monopoly mascot is Uncle Pennybags or Milburn Pennybags
Who would've thunk?

The chicken and the ostrich are the closest living relatives of the Tyrannosaurus rex.

Mulan has the highest kill-count of any Disney character.
like 2000!

Montpelier, Vermont, is the only U.S. capital without a McDonald's.
poor souls

Golf balls tend to have 336 "dimples."
But who's counting?

Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.