I DIDN'T SHUCK 30 EARS OF CORN AT THE GROCERY STORE, AND KEEP JUST 4 OF THEM, WITH A LINEUP OF 20 PEOPLE BEHIND ME OVER THE COURSE OF 45 MINUTES. I RANDOMLY SELECTED 4 EARS IN THEIR HUSKS AND LEFT IN 10 SECONDS. I WAS AWARDED THE NOBEL PRIZE LATER THAT EVENING AS THE GREATEST GENIUS EVER TO COME DOWN THE PIPE.
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