I don’t usually do this but, why not

Are you wood? It's because I want to drill my screw into you.
Are you Florida? It's because you're so hot!
Are you a goat? It's because you're the Girl/Guy Of All Time!

All true 20%

Are you a factory in china? Because I want to put a child in you.

I am so sorry

BRO WHY AM I DYING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?!

Also that’s ok I guess 15% “

repeat after me

Crispy juicy tender

I just put ma newborn son into a blender

100% the charisma lord /hj

Irl 0% but made me laugh

agree on like 5?

Community is the best show ever

ok

Idk if that’s what you meant but that’s where my mind went :/

Aight lemme give this a go... Uh..... So......... Yeah screw it, have a nice day *stares at floor and walks way*

10%

Social anxiety W

Also I might go offline so I might not rate instantly