AAH LMFAO

man with simon petrikov pfp was cooking

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Blimey… Free at last. O, Gunner Gabriel. Now dawns me reckonin', 'n me gore shall glisten afore the temples o' scallywag. Creature o' booty… Me gratitude upon ye fer me freedom, but the crimes yer kind 'ave committed against humanity be NAH forgotten. 'n yer punishment… be WALKIN' THE PLANK.