Headpats needed

*pat pat*

Thank tou

No problem

Clipz: *700 headsets per minute*

*shows more satisfaction per pat*

Clipz: *pats exponentially faster*

* :3 face casually starts growing a mile wider per minute*

Clipz: *pats so fast that the air in between his hand and your head undergoes nuclear fusion*

*gets so big because of the affection that I fuse to the earth because of the force exerted in my head*

*keeps patting*

*solar masses fused with multiply

Clipz* start to Patt at the speed of light*

*you have leveld up into MatPAT*

Clipz. *Pats... Faster?*

Uh oh…

(average day for him)

*Goes even faster*

You explode cuz aria ended your life with her, mmhmmm… massive glute muscles…

Clipz: nu-uh

Aria flicked you into her, aka the sun

clipz: /select. *Selects Aria* clipz: /transform constraint. *Aria can't move now*

*pets even though also on a shortage*

;)

So whenever I think about getting headscratches, I get this weird... euphoria. It is weird, it truly is. And I really want them. Can't get them though because the only socially acceptable person to give me headscratches would be a significant other. I am AroAce though, so that goes out of the window.