Sure, he's simping for a real life person, but he's also simping for a real life person.

Bruh fr

what radium said

Why?

He simps for a real life person, which is good
But he also simps for a real life person. Which is awkward

And I'm shamed for liking a fictional character.
Who doesn't know shit about the actual world.
Think, bro. Think.

radium sums it up perfectly here

❗️But he also simps for a real life person. Which is awkward❗️

how is it awkward? thats called having a crush, which is something people used to do where they like someone yet are too afraid to ask them out

Shut yo wingding chickenwings shotsling big thing cling king park-of-linking
discord-ping diamond-ring duo-ling
kong-king bling-bling cash-register-kaching
Ass up

nah im not really at fault here

this was written by a weeb

100%

damn

exactly, simping for someone who isnt real is way worse
while having a crush on someone real is really just average

now consider why

He simps for a real life person, which is good
But he also simps for a real life person. Which is awkward

And I'm shamed for liking a fictional character.
Who doesn't know shit about the actual world.
Think, bro. Think.

you simp for someone who isnt real

he simps for someone who is real

he is normal, you arent

You're a fu​cking degen.
You're an ignorant bitch.
And even the voices in your head have speech ipediments.

yuh
yuh
impediments*

Fu​ck you.

You stupid pillock

lyt <3

You a lickspittle fr

i had to look up the definition of that shit, how exactly am I obedient?

Nuh uh you found the wrong definition

google 'lickspittle definition'

come here momma 😘

You pidgeon-livered hoe.

im gonna start hitting on you bitch

Thats it you hornswoggler

okay lying and deception sound a bit more like me

Ok but jesse pinkman is a fictional character

The fact there's a real actor who plays Jesse Pinkman:

Ok but jesse pinkman is fictional

Says the one simping over the default Fortnite avatar

He's not the default fortnite avatar

Yall are dick riding smh

"Dick riding" 💀
I'm not the one who started this shit 😭😭😭💀