Cheez's Japanese announcement template

Thank you First I need to thank, Jesus Without him there could be no 9/11 I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama [clears throat] Obama, sorry hummus in my throat Jihad Xpress for the last minute job The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly Thank you Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans