Update : he has been infected.

Who upvoted it? Someone is here.

Hold, you're right-

"Suffering from my own mind" is indeed one of the symptoms.
It isn't too late, *yet*. You could still naturally recover.

My head is literally thinking up fake ears and you say it's not too late?
There is no ready cure.

Ok THAT is more worrying

Told ya so.
Now that I have been infected, I need not worry about being infected anymore. This makes work easier.

I mean in some way.... yes ?
Damn Ihoped you could've stayed uninfected alittl more, but I guess this way inevitable....

I have become a test subject of something that doesn't exist yet.

LMFAO-

Ed, please. I believe it is possible. We talked for hours on end why it is and how.

sad

With the nuke cola

With the Nuka Cola👍

He got the Pathowogen

The transfurmation seems to be slower than expected.

It’s because you aren’t believing hard enough

You just gotta BELIIIEEEEEEEVEEE!!

I DO NOT THINK BELIEVING WILL LET ME GROW CAT EARS AND A FLUFFY TAIL

So far its worked. You feel cat ears.
Also you need the Nuka Cola Quantum too.
Secret ingredient

Nuka Cola Quartz also helps

Sure having furry features may be annoying but hey we'd be more attractive.

Change my mind

I can’t

Humans ain't the most sttractive species (well they're the hottest real species, but a human-animal hybrid may be better)

Cool

Lol ofc you can't change my mind

Yea

You know I would want to grow a real tail and ears if I could, right?

Won't we all

I yearn for it a lot

So would I and wouldn't we all

I mean sure it would be cute but also annoying and uncomfortable as hell

Not me tbh

We all yearn bro we all been there.

Thanks for the lesson on pathowogens BTW lel

Yea

That would be awesome...

I do. The transfurmation is taking place, after all.

Well as long as you don’t drink Nuka Cola Cherry you’ll be fine

I don't drink anything irradiating.

oh btw sunset sasparrilla reverses the process

I will not be returning to fully human.

/srs

Cool

Good

LOLL

Yea

Lol same diff tbh

Idk how that soda is converting pet I drank like 5 gallons of it and feel fine

LOLL.
I need to get some of that Quantum PRONTO!!!

It’s pretty good

Rare find though

LOLL

He got radiation poisoning and is turning into a ghoul