You like kissing boys dont you-

What if we kissed boys but the boy I was kissing was you and the boy you were kissing was me?

I'd love that~

*kiss*

^///~///^

Nah bestie I could kiss you too~

hell naw

I see that bulge

“Democracy officer, this man did not fill out his C-01 forms before attempting to reproduce. Do we confiscate the children in order to recruit more helldivers?”