write a headcanon about my character

At 3 am sometimes he just eats a reverse cheese sandwich (2 cheese 1 bread)

Meat and dairy diet

Aight

catches on fire and f**king dies

Fuсking dies

I want to be inside his stomach;

That was a joke, he breathes water and drinks air

I've read too much hard vore and would actually do it just to get rid of you

I prefer soft vore :3

This is why we find you weird dawg..

SHUT THE F**K UP
CHRIST

certified 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

He is but he also gets catatonic for five minutes if he's touched the wrong way without consent (not that he doesn't like it)

oh dear

he likes pepperoni but everytime he consumes it he's hospitalized

Fair