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ha, look familiar? scenes like this are happening ALL over the galaxy, you could be next, that is unless you make the most important decision of your life, *snap to super earth flag* prove to yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free.
Join. The Helldivers.
[[BECOME PART OF AN ELITE PEACEKEEPING FORCE]]
[[*EPIC MUSIC FOLLOWED BY GUNSHOTS* SEE EXOTIC NEW LIFEFORMS]]
[[and spread managed DEMOCRACY throughout the galaxy]]
[[Become a HERO, become a LEGEND, become a HELLDIVER.]]