now everybody, pay attention
because i am now presenting:
a fragile man
with zero plan
for when i kick his ass
from colorado to pakistan
but hold on
don’t get mad, space twink
it’s just a silly rap verse!
im sure you’re a shoe-in for
MISS universe
haha!
14 billion years of existence
and only one thing’s consistent
that you’re a complete failure
you never succeeded, not even ONE instance!
born during the big bang?
ironic!
because you’ll never bang!
here, take a rope
i want you to go screw yourself and GO HANG!
i came to this reality
looking for a fight
but the only thing i found
was this sorry-ass sight
pfft,
freakin’ poster child of all the pedos out there
you’re the universe’s made up boyfriend
why should i care??
you’re the galaxy’s favorite loser
i’m their favorite, period
i’ll run you over like a bulldozer
a million, billion, trillion times over
so if you don’t like this diss track
maybe don’t talk so whack
don’t act like you’re smokin’ crack
cuz you lack
in every department
there is to lack in
as i dunk on your ass
like shaq
attack
break your back
you’re my next snack
are you still on crack?
you yap and yap all day, way too long
i wish i could say the same about your schlong
ill gun you down
hunt you down
mow you down
until you drop down
oh look, now you’re dead, hey!
it seems i just lost my headache
and out of all the protectors the universe could have made
it chose this weak-minded man
whose girlfriend i just laid
