why in the absolute f**k would you erp with someone? were you f**king retarted? out of all of the shit you coulda done, you chose to f**k somebody digitally. you could have been growing a garden, you coulda been grinding in a videogame, you coulda been doing schoolwork, you coulda been scamming old people with lawnmowers, and yet you picked jacking yourself off while an ugly mf behind an astolfo pfp flirted with you.
why in the absolute F**K was wrong with you