Ladies and Gentlemen, Pronoun
Scrunchers and Furry LARPers,
Let's Memorialize the Most
Classic Presidentialish Pairing
That Oligarchy Has Yet Given
to America--Sir Sniffs-a-Lot
and Comrade Kneepads:; "I; Inhaled."; Too!"; "Me; OzwinEVCG; Houston, We Have a "Progress" #07