HERE, I AM JANITOR. IN FORMER SOVIET UNION, I AM PHYSICIST. LENINGRAD POLITECHNIKA. GO, POLAR BEARS. HANG ON, HANG ON A SECOND, THAT'S NOT OUR ANSWER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ANSWERING QUESTION. WINNING PHYSICS BOWL. HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PHYSICS? THE ANSWER IS MINUS EIGHT PI ALPHA.
