what aboint straight allys?

Not to mention bi people in hetero relationships

or pans in a relatinship with a trans preson to mae it hetero

Exactly (clever!)

cus thats me rn :P

Interesting!

i love my pookie. she is so silly

I bet! She seems lovely!

she is. i wanna give her a hug so much.
but im kinda in a perdcamint: my freind is fine when my gf aint in the room. when she is he kinda loses intrest. fair enough. but if there is nobody else in the room he just has a negative attitude. he keeps going on abount how he doent feel like we are good freinds. so i invite him over to my house to play some games. but he says thats not what good freinds would do(i feel like he is blatently lying) and says he gets touchy as in he wants hugs and such. im not even at the hugging stage with my girlfrend. i have some idea what to tell him: abount him being stubborn, hypocrytical, and narsasistic(may not include this one). got any other ideas?

Fair enough. Nice work though!

That’s a tough one.

From a completely objective standpoint, he’s the one not being a very good friend at all.

So, what I’D do, as to not lose friends in the process, is invite him over one-on-one. Then, when he inevitably starts going off on your girlfriend, start with telling him he’s blowing it way out of proportion (as you said, you’re not at the hugging stage yet, so even if he was right, he’s going too far). If that puts some sense into him, you can stop there (for now). But, if he escalates it further, THEN go into the whole “stubborn, hypocritical, narcissistic” bit. What he does next should tell you what to do with him.

No matter what happens though, I’ll be here for you (in memechat).

he is better for the most part now. also memechat is kinda bugged for lower os's

for future reference: commenting down here is more efficent and causes less white space on the page.

Oh, great! Thank you!