:O

high download speeds for any device within 20ft of me

the device's lose half of their memory storage

understandable considering the ones it’d be used for would be massive games

skin-switching

every time you use it, the previous person you switched with dies (ex. if you switch with someone like ryan reynolds, your body just kinda cease to exist and if you switch again, ryan just dies)

*Switches to Tayler Swift*

bender of everything

every time you use it, you lose like 3 years of your life span

go***mnit

invisibility

you're only invisible for 15 seconds and your footsteps are louder when using it

Shapeshifting

you only have 15 transformations, so whatever you use your last transformation on is what you're gonna be for the rest of your life

Final transformation shall be a female

The ability to summon any fictional character

in order to summon a character, you need to know the character's entire lore and you have to know EVERYTHING abt the series (theories and stuff like that don't matter, only cannon stuff)

I can't f**k loona because I don't know the lore of helluva boss 3:

I would like to turn into a dragon

when you use it, you lose yourself in the process and will need someone to turn you back with an extremely specific ritual

What do you mean by “lose yourself?”

like lose your humanity

Seems like a fair trade, am I still intelligent like half the dragons in mythology/stories or not?

i mean kinda. Like you still hold a good amount of intelligence, but other than that, you lose everything else. Sympathy, memories, feelings, all that jazz

Oh, ok. That would f**king suck lmao.

Ability to break physics

once you use it, you lose your humanity

Go***amnit how about spawning free mtn dew

in order for you summon it, you need to sing "Party In The U.S.A."

BRUHHH ima take it ig

Shapeshifting

you only have 15 transformations, so whatever you use your last transformation on is what you're gonna be for the rest of your life

LETS F**KING GO