A beer a day keeps the dumb fucks away - LaLa

Waterbending

You can use it only for 4 seconds with a cooldown of 4 hours

Enough time to bloodbend someone

I'll take it

Time manipulation

You can switch to a maximum of 50 seconds

Deduce people in the hundreth of a milisecond

You can only do it to 1 person and only ocne

Once*

Not bad

telekinesis

Yk what. When u do it a random nuke explodes. HEHEHEHEHAHDJEHEHDLEMD

is the location random?

Yes. Can be in Russia, or near you. Or even be transported in a truck!

cum manipulation

You die when you do it.

shapeshifting

Hmm. Also only for 5 seconds until it stops

NOOOOOOOOOO

have a cock

It falls off of you 3 minutes later

what about morphing

invisibility

Only lasts 5 seconds

My super power: have the ability to destroy and break physics and cause places to be glitchy

Weakness: none since favoritism 😎

The ability to summon any fictional character

strength

You can use it only if you suffer a major injury like a broken bone

speed

Hmm.

IT LASTS 3 seconds

i'll take the strength one

JDISMKX