Surprised Black Guy

the goomba level enemy watching Constant eviscerate a boss:

A funny idea I have for the dragon boss

You're originally supposed to fight this dude who hypes himself up as this really fast and powerful fighter

You have this cool fighting segment on top of the dragon, and the dragon tosses both of you into the street, and the music hypes up, Constant starts to stand up

And the dragon just slides by and lands right on the dude, crushing him

And then you realize the real fight is with the dragon

"AW YEAH ALRIGHT I'VE BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK FOR-- *crunch*"

And then at the end, the dragon grabs Constant in his mouth, and flies up into the sky

Constant grabs his blade, and you have to stab it in the face repeatedly while still in its mouth

After enough time, Constant stabs it in the eye, which makes it loosen its jaw, Constant breaks out, climbs onto the top of its head, pulls the sword out of his eye and you get to spam the attack button to try to shove the sword into its head

Then Constant jams the sword into its brain, and forces the dragon to dive headfirst into the ground

Mario odyssey

Wasn't there like a T-Rex in Mario Odyssey

There was a dragon

Got it

There was a dragon

Ahhh

LMAO