Now today:
Me: "My hand kinda hurts, it's kinda swollen"
"Have you considered you might have broken it"
Me: "No bc I can move it now" (it healed enough to move overnight, but it's kinda swollen)
Like no I didn't f**king break my hand or even worse I just fell on it ofc it's gonna be hurting
Like I complained about my hand this morning and they were like
"Do you want to go to the ER"
NO
The ER is meant to treat actually suffering