MY KID: HOW ARE BABIES MADE?
ME: A ROBOT CALLED THE SPERMINATOR LOOKS FOR AN EGG, ONCE IT FINDS THE EGG, IT BURIES IT IN A SPECIAL PLACE WHERE IT GROWS FOR NINE MONTHS. THE EGG THEN HATCHES AND AN AGENCY CALLED THE S.T.O.R.K. BRING THE BABY TO IT'S PARENTS.