This time you have to make me blush with the CHEESIEST pick up lines

Are u a fart cus u blow me away

100%

P**is balls

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Aww man

It's my job to say P**IS BALLS DICKMASTER DANGER TITS

You too, Gojo

How tf did you mess that up

Hoh

It’s pronounced “Goji” not some main anime character weeb

Oh my bad

are you a dragon
cause i can be your donkey

sTaWp not the shrek reference 0%

dies

Damn

If you use a pickup line thats funny enough u get an upvote, and this is coming from her bf

Girl, you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

59% just because of the Eminem reference and you made it sound cute

Lmao. Thanks.

PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY MOM'S SPAGHETTI

He'E'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS

REAL

Dont stop there. 🤘

Nah I'm too lazy

Will the real slim lazy please stand up.

*jumps to the sky* I'm up

If you were a booger, i would pick you first. ☝️

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Are you a microwave because MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP

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100%

100

No, you should’ve said this.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to go into you and warm you up.

I was cringing so hard typing this comment

Yo 0%