Step 1: Cut down the Machine, make sure that the pieces are very small, each piece should be the size of one segment of your middle finger.
Step 2: Break the pieces apart, the pieces should be broken to half their size, and formed into thin metal plates. Place them into a bowl
Step 3: Splay the gore of their profane form across the stars. This can be done by flying up to the edge of space, holding the bowl close to you with the open end against you, and protruding it as hard as you can. this should get the pieces to the nearest stars.
Step 4: Retrieve the pieces and with preferably with a Titanium Mortar and Pestle, grind them down until you can hear little microscopic supersonic screams and cries. You should be hearing "HEEELLLLP" and "PLLEAAASEEE STOOPPPP", and the most common "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Once the noises stop, you can too.
Step 5: And finally, grab a bowl and a spoon, and enjoy your hand relishing meal here and now! Tastes better with some Holy Sauce™.
