LEMME TELL YOU A STORY!!!
So a few weeks ago I went to environmental camp with my grade and we were on a night hike and I found a giant ass rock, so I kept it. There was this one bitch who kept making fun of my shirt, so I told her to f**k off, and she wouldn’t leave me alone, so my best friend (and crush) told her to go away because I had a rock and I wasn’t afraid to use it, and the girl was mortified and ran to go tell her little friends about us, and before they could even think about bothering us again I brandished my rock yelling I GOT A MURDER ROCK SO YOU BETTER STAY THE F**K OVER THERE!! And they ran like hell, and it was hilarious, so we just called it the murder rock, and it’s the love of my life (also this isn’t even the full story)
