I know, she's a stuck-up bitch who only wants your younger sister just for her half-off coffee deal at that McDonald's that she often drives her 2012 Chevy Tahoe through like the bitch she is.
“Hm. Well I mean I guess it could be worse, my twin works at a hospital and sometimes they come home COVERED in blood from patients and Y’know- being hurt and stuff.” *It doesn’t work like that lmao Swiss just doesn’t wanna tell him their actual job lol*
(I haven’t watched it since October lol I’m sorry-)
*Mimi would see something else go off and realize this was the wrong console. He’d then run up to the chair and press the button, hoping that didn’t outright kill the poor guy-*
“Hahhahhaahahahah! F**k no! Fuuuuuuuuck nooooo!” *He’d hide in a drawer (yes he’s that short) and try to slow his breathing that is actually insanely fast atp*
*Mimi would be in the chair with Mike, hiding behind his back,* “The- You- and the-the you the….robots I think that they’re have….moving-“ *I like the idea that Mimi’s English just starts to deteriorate as he panicks more and more*
“Uh- My aunt- She said to mess up the place, a-and then that’s….the things started moving a-and I don’t know why she wouldn’t get Swiss to do this, i hate this place! Even as a kid!”
“I got attacked by a cupcake. A f**king cupcake.” *Mimi didn’t cuss all that much, so his usage of the f**k is just showing how absolutely SHOOK this man was*
“A-and hare you- H- …hir- mmm- Fehr. HERE- Here you are just snoozin like these things aren’t moving around! Arnk you supposed to be I don’t know…the nightguard?!”
POV: YOUVE BEEN MIKES BEST FRIEND, BUT AUNT JANE CONVINCED YOU TO MESS UP THE PIZZAREA HER NEPHEW WORKS AT. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? BUT WHEN YOU GET THERE, ODD STUFF STARTS HAPPENING. BUT MIKE IS STILL ASLEEP; NO JOKE RPS OR OCS