hachachachacha...
woman...

Every single person who likes women looking at lauren

The computer she uses is the windows 95

she had intercourse

Already cannon

Shes been f**ked three times

May look sweet,but you dont want to anget her

Anger* 💀

Canon

:D

Dude.

Sorry :(

does not know how to read a ⏰

AWWWW

can be easily amused
would probably stare at optical illusions for like hours

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Lauren looking at a Penrose Triangle (it's been three hours):

AWWWWW

Anyway
she has NO idea how she makes food so delicious

she just does honest cooking
and she has the magic touch

Her secret ingredient is this gallon of something her grandma gave her on her deathbed (its water and opium, but she doesn't know that)

If she cooked a food the exact same way someone else did, hers would be better

Canon

The sport she is best at is bowling

Canon

She enjoys "childish" things

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"Honey, wanna sit on the couch and watch SpongeBob with me?"

Law: "s-sorry, I must have misheard you, did you say--"
Every other family member and their partner rushing to the couch: "SPONGEBOBBB"

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Lawrence: "alright, alright I'll join you gu-"
Mr, through window in a Ned Flanders fashion: "did I hear SpongeBob"

100% watches II

Sma-

rter than she looks

Canon

you gave her a canon adult time count and that's honestly the ultimate thing-that-is-canon thing ever

i said thing twice kill me

LMFAO

SMA-

Average MSMG user

Somehow aware of all of the simps, but doesn't know how it exactly works

likes burgers, wether it's chicken, beef or fish fillet

oh and she can tolerate spicy food

Both canon

Uses too much hair polish

does not question any of the supernatural bullshit that goes on in and around their home.

Canon

"giant blocks of provolone cheese are falling from the sky???"

"just seems like a normal Tuesday."

CALL IN ALL HORNY SIMPS ON THIS POST RN 🗣️

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