RP.mp3

*Me doing absolutely nothing because i'm over here watching T.V being lazy. Cuz I'm graduated*

Blook: "Help Paleo! My PC is hacked!"

Paleo: Oh no, did you get hacked by another trolling hacker again?

*They go into his room and see a purple face on the screen*
Blook: "Oh it's not anyone bad it's just Viru. She just needs a vessel."

Paleo: Viru? Doesn't that name sound sound like virus?

Viru: "Look I might be a virus, but we're friends. I just need a vessel. Like, a PC."

Paleo: What do you need a vessel for?

Viru: "I can be outside of a vessel but it's better when I'm in one."

Paleo: Ooookay.

Woom: "Oh shitf**k"
*Viru has a straight face*
Viru: "Shit the zappy"

Paleo: ...

*Viru summons a cardboard box*
Viru: "Someone think of something to summon with this."
*A few seconds later Blook summons something with the box*
Viru: "Great choice, it's... a... 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚢𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗!"

Paleo:.. Huh?

Woom: "Tf did she say?"
Blook: "That wasn't me lmao"
*They look to the window and see Derp. I think there's a new rage face that's gonna do shit*

Paleo: Wait? What she doing here?

Viru: "Oh ok, so there's a new Trollface-type f**ker."

Paleo: Idk, she looks to innocent to be a new trollface.

Viru: "Don't be fooled."

Paleo: What do you mean?

Mai (the f**ker from the box summoning): "So am I just standing here?"
Blook: "You can move."

Paleo: Still tho, why? Why shouldn't be fooled by her?

Viru: "She's just as weird as Trollface."

Paleo: Ok, only for once I'm going out and see her.
*Goes out to see her*
Paleo: Hey, excuse me. Can you stop staring at us weirdly please. I know you look adorable with that derp face, but your kinda freaking my friends out. No offense.

*Derp leaves with a gift for Woom inside. Woom opens it and some pink liqid splashes on her.*
Blook: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Paleo: .... God f**king damn it.

Blook: "That's someone for the hit list."

Paleo: Now I know why she's warning me about Derp.

*Blook hears the doorbell ring*
Blook: "That's the pizza I ordered."
*He goes to get it when the pizza guy gets provoked by Derp and hands the box to Blook.*

Paleo: I wonder what kind of pizza he got?