I really feel the urge to punch someone in the face rn

why do you specifically wanna punch someone in the face? doesn't it work when you punch them in the stomach?

Would work too, the face is just closer

nuh uh the stomach is closer to your hand

The closest to the hand are about breasts & shoulders, meaning stomach and face have equal distances to the hand. But to punch something, you have to look at what you punch, and since you naturally look at the faces of people, you naturally punch that.

>The closest to the hand are about breasts & shoulders

do you walk like this

I had a stroke when I tried to read your username

Sinps

It was an unfortunate spelling mistake

The character limit saved you from getting an even bigger stroke
https://imgflip.com/i/8smltf

thanks, I guess