cakedoctor

X: 🖕

Tekai: 🖕

Shai: 🖕

Cakedoctor: "Uuuuh hi?"

X: why are you here

Cakedoctor: "Who are you?"

X: the f**k you mean "Who are you?"

Tekai: Yeah, we've known each other for a while

Cakedoctor: "I am not sure what you are talking about. Please tell me your names"

X: what's with the act?

Tekai: no idea

Shai: idfk

Tekai: hey!

Shai: I'm not a child! I'm just smol!

Tekai: right, forgot

Cakedoctor: "I am not sure what you are talking about, there is no act.

X: I ain't buying it

(Cakedoctor is telling the truth. He doesn't X or Tekai or Shai.)

Cakedoctor: "You want to fight old man?"

X: Oh I'll surely beat the shit out of you

Cakedoctor: *Throws a punch at X*

X: *takes y directly to the face*

*Cakedoctor's punch goes through X, revealing that Cakedoctor is a hologram*

X: coward

*The hologram disappears*

X: I knew it

*F Ivan walks into the room, he is holding a Cakedoctor's stitched together corpse*

X: ...

F Ivan: "So how was the hologram? Do you recommend any changes?*

X: Don't care, shut up

F Ivan: "Okay, bud"

X: call me that again and you're dead

F Ivan: "Aren't we friends though? We have known each other since I was a kid"

X: yeah but you've changed, ever since KaijuBlue took you over

Cakedoctor: *Bursts out laughing* "Sir, you look 80. There is no way you can beat me."

X: If you used your brain like you used too you would know I'm 326 and a Xylone with maximum potential unlocked

Cakedoctor: "Sir that is impossible. Xylone's aren't a real thing and you surely aren't over a hundred years old."

X: Something's wrong with him

Tekai: yeah *picks up Shai*

Shai: -_-

Cakedoctor: "Nothing is wrong with me.
Now try fighting me."

X: I always let my opponent strike first, it's a bit of a rule I have

Cakedoctor: *Throws a knife at X*

*it stabs him*

*The knife is a hologram and it goes through X*

Cakedoctor: *Fight me like a real man*

X: im waiting for you to attack first