Bam! Uno reverse card
I'm placing you under arrest for the worst charge
Now, I'm taking you to county in your squad car
On the way, I'll do a couple donuts in your front yard
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Stop
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Why? What's wrong with this?
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Because it's my fault now and I'm sorry to you and everyone
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It was the first day
Back to school
Cuttin up in class
Actin like a tool
Friends are rollin in
We started talkin bout the summer
DJ saw Twilight
Bummer
I spoke up
And I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties
Had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl
With Tig 'Ol Bitties
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Man what the f**k
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Tryna see if CrashFa is dumb enough to consider YFM Gen Alpha
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Crashfan*
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Do you have some sort of disability that makes you unable to shut the f**k up?
step 1: graduate
step 2: apply for a job
step 3: get a job
step 4: get paid
step 5: go to local supermarket
step 6: grab gorilla glue
step 7: buy gorilla glue
step 8: go back home
step 9: open gorilla glue
step 10: glue your mouth shut