step 1: graduate
step 2: apply for a job
step 3: get a job
step 4: get paid
step 5: go to local supermarket
step 6: grab gorilla glue
step 7: buy gorilla glue
step 8: go back home
step 9: open gorilla glue
step 10: glue your mouth shut
Bam! Uno reverse card
I'm placing you under arrest for the worst charge
Now, I'm taking you to county in your squad car
On the way, I'll do a couple donuts in your front yard
Because it's my fault now and I'm sorry to you and everyone
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It was the first day
Back to school
Cuttin up in class
Actin like a tool
Friends are rollin in
We started talkin bout the summer
DJ saw Twilight
Bummer
I spoke up
And I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties
Had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl
With Tig 'Ol Bitties