It was the first day
Back to school
Cuttin up in class
Actin like a tool
Friends are rollin in
We started talkin bout the summer
DJ saw Twilight
Bummer
I spoke up
And I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties
Had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl
With Tig 'Ol Bitties