Except in this playthrough I'm siding with the devil because the god of this world was mean and smited me because I used my silly heresy lamp to free him
"hey bro wouldn't it be like totally awesome if you freed me in exchange for a special place by my side in the new world"
"..."
"Tbh bro that'd be so sigma like you'd have so much rizz AND aura"
*IMMEDIATELY frees Satan*
