I forgot the lil bandaid thing on her cheek, sorry :’)

oh my gosh that's actually kinda awesome
also its a monocle not a bandaid

“I guess, just secret from him. He’d be traumatized.” *They laughed.*

Fawn: Haha, you call that trauma? PLEASE.

“Don’t tell me your sob story. I don’t care enough to hear.” *And with that, they’d go back to their HQ to get their money.*

Fawn: *left alone now* Hmm. I wasn't even gonna.

(Zamn. They’re not coming back to that spot so if you wanna find them or pick a new character is up to you-)

“Mhm. Well. That was a nice bit of small talk. But I’m here for a target. It was nice meeting you.”

Fawn: Likewise. Perhaps we may cross paths again someday.

“Perhaps.” *Lmao and two minutes later they’d kill somebody and go back to their job for MONEYZ >:D*

Fawn: So you're an assassin? I know someone who's an assassin. You two would get along swell. Her codename is Agent Sharpe. Cause she specializes in sharp objects like knives. She's also quiet but surprisingly hurtful when she wants to be.

*They were in the middle of disposing the body, so upon hearing a voice they’d point a gun behind them* “Oh. It’s you. You don’t have any parents? Anywhere to be right now?”

Fawn: No, I do have my dad and everyone at the Hotel (she's Alastor's daughter fyi), but I tend to get sidetracked on my outings. You seem fascinating.

“Thanks.” *They’d nod, cleaning the blood off of them as best they could and sigh* “This guy’s gettin me a hefty sum.” *Swiss grinned*

Fawn: *sticks her finger out and scoops up a bit of blood, tastes it* Shame all this good meat is going to waste. *notices Swiss staring* Oh, sorry. Forgot most people don't eat...people.

“Eh, have at it. Less chance of someone finding it anyways. If you come across my brother, don’t tell him about this, he still thinks I work at some hospital.”

Fawn: OoOOOoh, secret identity! And thanks. *she snaps her fingers and the body is dumped into a relatively small bag.* Magic bag. Saves space.

Thanks :D I just figured that out lmao 🥲 my bad

Fawn wouldn't be caught DEAD with broken skin. Her skincare routine is INSANE. But not as insane as she is lol.
UGH I CANT GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS THANKS SO MUCH

y'all gots ocs right? I'm doing this thing where I get into character by talking to other people's ocs as Fawn.

Ye- I got the humans and the plushies, which one ya wanna talk to lmao (btw they’re the same characters just different universes-)

whichever one you choose
one that would get along with fawn/be her bitter rival

(Ehhh let’s go humans)

swiss looks fun
Fawn: Why helLO there my good person! Name's Fawn Hartfelt! What would your name be my dear?

“Swiss.” *They’d curtly respond with an unreadable expression.*

Fawn: LIKE THE CHEESE??? YALL SERIOUS??? BWAHAHAHAHA (continues for five minutes) *ahem* I apologize. Lovely to make your aquaintance.

“Apparently.” *They’d clear their throat*

Fawn:...So. What are your powers?

“None. I’m good with weapons, though.” *This statement was followed by the loud cracking noise of a taser*

Fawn:...Well, then. That's certainly...useful. I might want to get one of those for my girlfriend to use on me---I MEAN ENEMIES. YES.

*They’d stare at her for a bit, before looking forward* “Okay.” *Sorry, Swiss isn’t much of a talker.*

Fawn: What, were you a mouse in another life? No, I get it. You think blistering thoughts about your enemies instead of saying them and patiently lower their guard until there's no way they can predict you lacing their sheets with embalming fluid and turning up the heat in their house!
...Right?

*They’d take a quick glance at Fawn, with a smile tugging the corners of their lips* “Hm.”

Fawn: Yes. Smile. (in spooky radio voice) sMiLiNg Is ThE bEsT mEdIcInE

“Mhm.” *They’d return to their neutral expression* “Anyways. You mentioned powers, so I’m assuming you have some?”

Fawn: Oh, don't get me started darling! Shadow voodoo powers, instant makeovers, minor reality shifting, floating, amazing singing voice, and, as the kids say *checks notes* W rizz. GOD THAT FELT WEIRD. But yeah, I'm pulling bitches like nobody's business.

Not me thinking it was old timey radio voice
(If you know you know)