am I a joke to you

If you don’t get paid then gets job

ok buddy

stfu youre dawn your point is invalid

How

youre dawn thats why

That's not valid

hey atleast i didnt let me dog freely lick my pussy and claim it was "an accident"

My dog was in the f**king bathroom watching me shower

Face a fact: If it was really an accident, every normal human being would think "okay, no one shall ever find out about this". Not a single soul would just go and tell the internet about this unless it wasn't an accident.

I don't know how to be a normal human though

I don't even wonder

But even if a human isn't normal nobody would get their p**sy licked by their dog and think "you know what would be a great idea? If I tell 10000 people on the f**king internet about it."

I wan hardly awake at that time anyway

So you were awake enough to post something on Imgflip but not awake enough to have common sense? Doesn't sound realistic.

besides, doesn't your shower have a door or something?

i just got out

Okay, that makes sense.
But I still don't understand why you had to post it.

i dont know why either

Now seriously, what exactly were your thoughts at this moment?

okay, it still sounds like you thought that the best you could do in this situation is to post it in MSMG. Or what did you think at this moment?

why was he even in the bathroom? it's like you set him up to do it

HOW WOULD MY DOG KNOW HES A F**KING DOG WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF A 1 YEAR OLD HUMAN

every dog knows that theyre a dog
they don't just walk around on 2 legs and have a 9-5 job

But I don't think my dog knows that eating lotion or soap is bad

THEY KNOW ITS BAD WHY ELSE DOES IT HAVE A "DO NOT CONSUME" WARNING

ITS THAT THEIR DIET CAN CHANGE AFTER EATING ONE FOOD THEY LIKE

My dog can't read

all dogs can read, it's genetically in them

have you ever wondered why dogs turn back after seeing a "CAUTION" sign

Okay now I know it's satire

it's not satire wtf

youre just saying its satire because you can't think of any comebacks

He was hiding from firework noises

He's scared of those

you couldn't have put him somewhere else OTHER than the restroom? besides why were you showering while your dog was in there

I'm not strong enough to pick up my dog

He's like really big and he weighs the same as I do

He has a mind of his own and I had to shower

how weak do you have to be to the point where you can't pick up your dog

besides if he was "really big" and "weighs the same as you do", based off the first point he must weigh not that much, considering how he "weighs the same as you do"

plus your DOG knows you were having a shower, so you can't just say that he didn't know you were showering

And you said you were on the toilet last time

I said the bathroom

dont forget the 10 year old boy

Communism sucks
You suck

Give me evidence for the first one

Look at what it did to Russia.
People getting killed for disagreeing with putin

Putin is a capitalist

"GET AWAY FRIM THERE YOU WH​ORE"

Wdym

You wouldn't know