DAN SCHNEIDER; ACTUALLY GOOD PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR FANS; KLASKY CSUPO; HAVING A LOVE FOR REAL KIDS' FEET; SEXUALIZING REAL MINORS; DELIVERING SHOWS ON NICKELODEON THAT PEOPLE ENJOY; ARTISTS AND WRITERS THAT PEOPLE TRUST; TORMENTING REAL KIDS; NORMALIZING PEDOPHILIA; FANS WHO ACTUALLY CARE!