I moved out to Langley recently 👉🏠
With a plain and simple dream 💭🙏
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place 🌏⚒
And topple their regime 🔥🧨
Those men in black with their matching suitcases 💼
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis 📝🤔
Agents got that swagger 😎💪
And everyone so cloak and dagger 🤙🍸
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing 😓🙏
For another undercover mission 🕵️♂️
That's when the red alert came on the radio 🚨‼
And I put my earpiece on 👂🧏♂️
Got my dark sunglasses on 😎
And I had my weapon drawn 🔪🔫
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills 💊💊
My classified dossier 📁🤐
Tapping the phones like, yeah 📞
Shredding the files like, yeah 🗃🔥
I memorized all the enemy spies ☝🧐
I've got to neutralize today 💉💤
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🎊
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🍷🍻
I've done a couple of crazy things 😜👌
That have almost gotten me dismissed 😒🚫
Like terminate some head of state 👨💼🔫
Who wasn't even on my list 📃❌
Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you? 🎞🔥
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you 🔪😵
You need a quickie confession? 🤨
Well, start a water boarding session 💦😃
No hurry on this South American dictator 🙍♂️
I'll assassinate him later 👨🔫🩸
That's when he walked right in my laser sights 👀
And my silencer was on 💥
And my silencer was on 💥
And another target's gone ⚰😌
Yeah, we've got black ops all over the world 🚓🚓
From Kazakhstan to Bombay 🌍🕵️♂️🕵️♀️
Paying the bribes like, yeah 💵💲
Plugging the leaks like, yeah 😏💰
Interrogating the scum of the earth 🗣🔪
We'll break them by the break of day 🕳🚶♂️
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🍹
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA 🙌
Need a country destabilized? 📉💨
Look no further, we're your guys 😁✔
We've got snazzy suits and ties 🤵🤵
And a better dental plan than the FBI's 🦷💪
Better put your hands up and get in the van 🚙
Or else you'll get blown away 💥💣
Staging a coup like, yeah 🤫
Brainwashing moles like, yeah 🗣🔫
We only torture the folks we don't like 🚫
You're probably gonna okay 👍👍
Yeeeeeeeaaah, it's a party in the CIA 📸🔥
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