"*HEAVY BREATHING* *SCREAMING* *GRUNTS*" -The Diver

yeowch

The Diver's famous quote

*pained growls*

how does he get the eye surgery with the helmet on miles underwater though?

He takes off the helmet in the surgery room, which is pressurized and has oxygen running through it

Ohhhh

Yes

You can find a corpse in the surgery room table with an audio log saying how they fixed it in order to get their broken leg fixed

Although from the audio log, you can hear that he freaked out from the lack of anesthesia, and got brutally murdered by the surgery robot

Oh yikes

The Diver seeing some random mutilated corpse with its leg cut off (he litetally has to go in the same machine)

'Oh man, as long as I don't struggle, it'll all be go-'

"WARNING. OXYGEN SUPPLY LOW."

*The Past fades into existence*

"oh god"
"YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF GRRAAHHH"

The surgery machine's AI seeing Diver struggle

"Please do not struggle."

*drills into his fecking brain*

lobobmtomty

The Puppeteer watching Lian roll up wearing 35 Adrenaline Rushes (doubles your attack power when you have 35% or less of your HP left) and 70 Near Deaths (quintuples your attack power when you have 10% or less of your HP left) (and yes, they stack)

Lian hitting the Puppeteer for 188 in one attack:

for reference, the strongest attack in the game does 20

apparently not anymore 😭

i meant enemy attacks
the strongest player attack (without boost badges) does 8

Oh
Oh my

there's also an item called Dr. Dracula
it has the appearance of a can of soda
and when you drink it, it makes your attacks heal you the amount of damage they deal for 4 turns

That's actually really clever in multiple ways

oh thank you :)

Np