trent

they say i nerd rage, i say they dont understand

Keep talkin' trash, bitch
I'ma have to ban you from my chat room

And i can hardly think, but imma have to slap jar jar binks

And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars

stop remastering you're making it worse

and for the love of God greedo didnt shoot first

And f**k Comic Sans and f**k low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit

Im reading what you're saying on the message board

yes i have to had sex before with a girl.

With a girl, you don't know her, she moved away! Shut up!
And don't tell me Dr. Who is the same

without tom baker, the shit is just lame

And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?

I'm a sigma who is hidden in the sand

I don't have the humor of a kid in the band

They said, while I was walking through the door

Getting bricked up on the dance floor

And after that I had to go number two

But then i shit out mountain dew

So I ran to the loo as fast as I can

Before I was approached by a broke ass man

He asked for money, but I had to say no

Womp womp for him anyway, he went with the flow.

so I cut out his stomach and I ate the baby

The rats call me crazy

But I call myself feisty

The breakin-in guy turned out to be the broke guy from earlier

but he didn't know he was gonna exit dirtier

am i on drugs? or is he eating rose flowers?

Hell nah I'm not, he's chompin them down like they're burgers

So I grabbed my AK-47

And I blew him away with a bang, bang, bang

Hit em with that bang, bang, bang

But then my pants exploded everywhere

It was the most painful shit, I couldn't bear (it)

I had to run to my house to change into a new fit

Crap, my pants ripped!

I said, entering the abode

I ain't sigma, anymo'

and then I had to let off a hot steamy load

I heard a knock, some guy tryna break in

I couldn't stop creaming, so I creamed on him

He got pregnant quickly