Blush meter meme

So, my pants are too big, could you get in them? I-I mean maybe they’ll fit us both?

40%

Uhh…do you like sleeping? I like sleeping. Maybe we could sleep together?

70%

Do you wanna go out sometime? I know we were kinda set up but I think it would be really nice to be with you

10%

*flash*

40%

*kiss*

80%

You’re a tough nut to crack, or a tough pill to swallow? But I bet I could swallow your nut

are you mixed? because your half fine and half mine

0%

cool

You must be my friend's fart, because you blew me away.

0

Are you a math test? Because I wanna cheat on you...

Are you my bed?
Because i wanna sleep on you-

100%

>:]

200%

>:3

Me rn

Dayum son

ajhjhgkdfjghshks

Bro has schizophrenia 💀

0%

Womp womp

Ok

You actually have dementia
Mb

20%

Uh sike

Is that a sylvion I don't know how to spell

Yes

I love sylvion

Why u bully me? :<

Cuz i like you

Awww 60%

c:

c:

My bed only has room for one...but I can make room for 2~~~~😏😏😏

50%

I'll show you my bobbers if you show me your pole~~~😏😏😏

(This is obviously a joke)

30%

*pins to bed* hey~

0%

I have L rizz I am very aware

Yup

You can suck my dick if you don't like my shit. I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick -Eminem

65%

I think I want you baby I think you want me too I think I love you baby I think I love you too