homemade poptarts (lemme know if you want the recipe)

Can they survive nuclear warfare and also do they have a shelf life of over half a century?

Depends on packaging

Theoretically if I held them in a vacuum chamber covered in lead would it survive?

https://youtu.be/q6mtPhCrOwU?si=EjBzAqyW-6y6uGFJ

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=XyXj32QMIAcbXeREAmqKHrJOCb0BJTkq

smash.

i mean yum