*IN A CONVERSATION OVER THE PHONE*; Hey, Askari! What's up? I am out buying shoes; Well, when you're done, can you come back and help me with somethin'? I think my TV's broken. I cannot find them; Can't find what? I cannot find shoes
There is only soda; Well then get outta the soda aisle, dumb@$$! *Pause*; Well? There is only more soda; Whatcha mean, there's only more soda? There is only more soda; Where are you?!? I am at Soda; Whatcha mean, you're "at Soda?!?!?"; I AM AT SODA; HOW IN THE-
What store are you at?!?!?!? I am at the Soda Store; WELL THEN THAT EXPLAINS WHY THERE'S ONLY SODA!!! Irrelevant data: they also have soda crackers and baking soda; WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR SHOES AT THE SODA STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!? PROCESSING ERROR; XX
