map zoom go brr

Tbh I kinda want to expand south and south-east

would it be funny if I committed a greenland

bro this literally happens after an apocalypse, two apocalypses would be crazy 😭🙏

I'm gonna commit a greenland

Don't do it 😨

alien mothership launches a zeeple glorp comet fragment that hits Germany

https://imgflip.com/m/The_Final_Of_Astro

At last I am close enough; I capture Niger

is niger holy land for yall or something

Basically yes

You're about to become my vassal state mf

You do realize I’ve got plenty of allies right?

Yeah well I've got horniness

That ain’t helping you lil bro

Then I suggest a mutually beneficial cooperative land merger

We bout to have a war

i take panaam so I have acess to the panama canal so I can take australia and japan

Drop n-bomb in New York

wat

Muscular bomb not the n word

Uh oh...

*Nuclear

Only if Marios_Toaster agrees, we will split the Baltic states

If you two could help me out next turn, I’m bouta get invaded by 32-bit 💀 he really couldn’t wait

Ok

Nah don’t worry about it anymore, he stopped bc of the comet. I’ll let you know if he starts again

Yea