ROOSEVELT, CHURCHILL AND STALIN ARE TAKING A COFFEE BREAK IN YALTA... CHURCHILL TAKES OUT A SMALL BLACK NOTEBOOK
AND STARTS WRITING SOMETHING DOWN.
"TAKING NOTES?", ROOSEVELT ASKS.
"NO," CHURCHILL SAYS,
"I HEARD A NEW POLITICAL JOKE
ABOUT MYSELF THIS MORNING.
I COLLECT ALL JOKES ABOUT MYSELF.
I ALREADY HAVE
OVER 100 IN THIS NOTEBOOK."; "HOW FUNNY," STALIN SAYS.
"I COLLECT ALL JOKES ABOUT MYSELF TOO."
"OH, REALLY?" CHURCHILL SAYS.
"SO HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT?"
"THREE PRISON CAMPS SO FAR."