.

This was drawn bc of the "Wehat's your favorite drink" meme but I love it tbh

(If only I could type properly..)

sharp fang cut their mouth 😞

"That's a myth. Plus, we don't all die the same."

well fine
if it worked for Garcia

"Who..?"

the guy in the picture above

"Hm."

*vanishes (not dead though)*

c'mon out I'm not gonna hurt you

"You're a liar. Can't die this way, but I'm not wanting to be lit on fire today thank you"

"I'm a liar" says the one whose pants are literally on fire

"Boowomp type shit"

stop being a baby and fight me like a man or whatever you are

"This isn't even in my script. This interaction shouldn't be happening. Ion wanna fight you."

ah
found ya
10000 LUMEN FLASHLIGHT
*turns on sun cannon aimed at you*

"Ouch my eyes"

why aren't you dissolving you're a vampire

"That's not my blood" level energy...

trying to play off biting own lip level energy

Real

But Five's canonically a vampire

oh you're a vampire huh drink this
it's red :)

"That's not..."

"I'm literally the love interest of the universe. I can't die."

"...Oh f**k I just broke the 4th wall."

lalala (I can't hear you)

*just sits there*

look over there
(Lights gas)

(Lmao)

"hate to break it to you but I'm Rotisserie's fa-"
"no
no you aren't
that's either Lian, Lauren, or that other Charlotte"

what those fangs do 😏

Drain the blood out of your neck

..and kill you

that's kinda hot ngl

What.

i mean
if she can suck blood

She????

he
they
it
whatever
those fangs can still suck sumn else frfr

"The f**k"

"Wehat the f**k how"

me n who

i mean my p**is btw