idgaf that i did this in a public bathroom

Cute

can u be my mother (non sexual way)

Prepare For Unforeseen Consequences.

neat, idgaf that you did it but ok (thats obviously a lie i commented of course igaf)

Take off all of that go***mn makeup

u look like a storytime youtuber

now i know why i was a favorite babysitter.

you look kinda like Carly Shay from icarly

Did what? I don’t see anything wrong with this.

people would be made fun of for taking a selfie in a public bathroom.

I genuinely did not know people made fun of other people for something so harmless. There’s mirrors, if you think you look good then take a picture. It’s mind boggling.

Much cleaner than a school,bathroom

Can you be my mother (sexual)