When Byrd's list (Some of you know what I'm saying) gets leaked... (Rp)

X: ,':|

Byrd: what?

X: what's this "list" of yours

Byrd: uh…

(If you got discord, then you’d probably understand)

X: explain

Byrd: It’s basically a list of people I simp for…

X: bruh

Byrd: Well… I-it’s all in the past now… I think

X: who was on that list anyways?

Byrd: Uh… please… if I tell you, don’t get mad and kill me… ‘-_-‘

X: I'm not gonna kill you

Byrd: The list I-involves your… wife…

X: Tekai!?

Byrd: y-yeah…

X: How many people do you simp for!?

Byrd: more than 20… more than a thousand if you count the civilians that aren’t ocs…

X: how tf

Byrd: Being a simp is kind of… a guilty pleasure…

X: can you at least simp for someone who's not married

Byrd: oh yeah I do that too

X: mmmm

Atlas: uh-
Luna: I’m married
Atlas: yea same
Saike: dude..
(Any other of my ocs?)

Byrd: -_- That's a joke too, right?

Saike: No.. it definitely wasn’t
I don’t like you at all..

Byrd: So you do want to kill me...

Saike: wait what no

Byrd: But then... what? As always, your ass ain't making no sense

Saike: I’m not gonna kill you
I.. …
I’m just not gonna kill you

Byrd: Atlas? Luna? I don't know what to say about you guys. But I think you two hate me...

Atlas: you’re chill.. just weird
and a bit creepy

Luna: Im used to people being like that to me

Byrd: Eh.. I can take that kind of criticism

Saike: …

Byrd: And lemme be real…

You know I simp for your wives too, right?

Saike: I will kill you-
Atlas: :<

Byrd: …

Saike: …that was a joke

Byrd: I don’t think that was

Saike: wait what
No it was dude

Byrd: Alright… fine… y’all are lucky I ain’t enforcing myself onto you

Saike: wdym

Byrd: Eh. You wouldn’t understand

Saike: Anyways f**k you

Byrd: yeah I know… being a simp is a guilty pleasure… -_-‘

Inkmatas: …
Peyton: I knew it
Oracle: That was during the Inkperial days

Byrd: Please don't hurt me... I-it's just a list...

Inkmatas: *Eyes light up* This will cause MORE rule 34 of Me!
*Peyton stops Inkmatas*
Peyton: Inkie, It was bound to happen
Oracle: *PTSD*

Byrd: 'O_O' you alright, Oracle?

(I get what you're on about)

Oracle: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Byrd: !

*He backs away.*

Oracle: *Runs away*

Byrd: You two know what's going on?

*He turns to Inkmatas and Peyton.*

*Peyton is holding back Inkmatas from attacking Byrd*
Inkmatas: LET ME GO!
Peyton: NO!

Byrd: Uh...

I gotta go now... BYE!

*He shoots off*

Inkmatas: OH NO YOU DON’T!

*Gone*