Write a headcanon

Literally the least sympathetic person ever. Doesn't care about other people's problems, including his own.

Half true. He has soft spots for people he cares about, but other than that, it's true

That's a make sense

racist but only during heated arguments

more than that, he will insult everything you love, every single PARTICLE in your body. he'll insult it all.

He believes in taking care of himself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if his face is a little puffy he’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. (He can do 1000 now.) After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

He is ANYTHING but balanced. He so lazy, that he spends more time and effort into a workaround for something.

But he dose get rigorous exercise from his interstellar tomfoolery

What that?

the entire paragraph i suggested was a quote from American Psycho (basically i was making a Patrick Bateman joke)

Oohhh

Srry, I didn't get it

his hair sometimes get matted and full of knots

like for no reason

Yep

Incinerate

Bros already been burned

Seeks destruction of all things around it

casually becomes horrific
like you'd be talking to them turn around and see that

Yeah, then the light would flicker, and then he's back to normal

he'll have ya questioning if you had a stroke just then

All of that just for his amusement

drinks coffee straight up black

yep

actually no. he gets the beans and extracts the caffeine and eats it. solid caffeine

like m&ms 😭

yep