IT'S VERY SIMPLE:
1. HE'S WINNING
IN THE POLLS.
2. HIS POLITICS
DOES NOT ALIGN
WITH YOURS.
3. HIS HAIR STYLE
AND ORANGE
COMPLEXION
ARE REPULSIVE.
4. THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION
HAS PAID ME
HANDSOMELY TO
SWAY A "GUILTY"
VERDICT.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS
PLEASE CONSULT ME
FOR INSTRUCTIONS. JUDGE MERCHAN,
WE WANT TO FIND
TRUMP GUILTY BUT
WE'RE NOT CLEAR ON
WHAT CRIMES HE
MAY OR MAY NOT
HAVE COMMITTED.
