(DeadCat note: not all furries are bad)

You dare make fun of Puro Like that? He's a good Boy

Thats probably not what ur dad was thinking when u were out of milk

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awwww look at the little puro, jus' standing there

my gypsy intuition says that lil rats gonna get hit my a semi truck

not for long

wha-

A bus will hit him

april 6th 2035, the heat death of the universe

Not if that bus gets sucked in by a black hole that I placed in front of it

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who's that!?

Failed experiment.

Trash

That is not the response i was looking for and that isn't his true name, Maybe somebody that Isn't dodgy WILL ANSWER ME PROPERLY NOW!