Me asf

Fallout new Vegas?

Yuh

W

I'm as dumb as a rock and have no social skills but I'm really strong, really accurate, and lucky as hell

Exept strong

"hey baby are you a lamp because I turn you on"
"what"
"watch this"
*shoots guy from like an entire block away with simple gun*
"did I earn a nuka cola or what??"
"ew no"
*shoots lady*

What's funny is that I get special dialogue for having 1 intelligence

The guy that saved my life literally went "I tried to fix your brain as best as I could, but I guess I missed a few spots"

Lmfao

BAHAHAHAHA

And you get to have absolutely insane dialogue options

There's this robot in a certain area that asks for security clearance before you can go through and your character can just yell "ICE CREAM❗️❗️"

And the robot just goes "Understood, you may pass through"

mixing stupidity and luck is hysterical because you can't do anything right but everything always ends up right
"Hello there"
"Bro greeted a stranger"
*You gained 1000 caps!*

There's one thing where you have to use this control terminal to launch these rockets

And with 1 Intelligence, your character just mashes everything on the terminal

And the funny thing is

THE ROCKETS LAUNCH BETTER THAN IF YOU KNEW HOW TO DO IT

Womp womp what does it do

It's for a mission where these ghouls want to fly away in rockets

Oh

BAHAHAHA

And then there's the dialogue options where your character has trouble understanding the word 'misunderstanding'

The dialogue option is literally just "Misund.....hmm.."

"M...I..S....uhhh gimme a sec I know this."

Not me most of my skills are in guns so I just am sniping with a 9mm pistol ):

Ah
Neat

So my dumbass decided to raid the prison and kill everyone the first day I played

Honestly I know very little about Fallout so I don't know if that is a dumb thing to do or not

Me neither I just started playing two weeks ago and i barely play

Ah

That’s funny

Goes from *expertly launches several rockets* to "Oh crap how do you spell the word apple"

*not even able to read apple off a piece of paper*

Based charisma 1, perception and endurance 7